November 22, 2010

piglets that are not castrated will result in a lower quality finished product.  they will waste a lot of their energy on testosterone driven sexnanigans, as opposed to devoting it towards becoming delicious tasting, like their castrated brethren.  castration eliminates the dreaded “boar taint”, which is the off putting scent associated with full balled boars.  in most cases i find this “taint” to be non existent in our heritage breed, mixed diet, pasture raised hogs, but  on occasion it has been observed.   

and lastly, castration stops them from raping their sisters.  so, all around, i’d say it’s a good call.


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September 13, 2010

a farm picture

through the ample open door of the peaceful country barn,
a sun-lit pasture field, with cattle and horses feeding;
and haze, and vista, and the far horizon, fading away.

— walt whitman


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July 21, 2010 tour guide

in two groups over the last two weeks the staff of farm burger, farm255’s sister in decatur, made the mini trek out to athens to learn more about our operation and lend a hand in the fields.  on a side note, fb also started posting on their new blog today (with a state of the bun address from owner george), and i will be guest writing for them on occasion as well.  i must be one of the only writers in the nation who will happily be paid in hamburgers. 

giving my first tours of the farm has been a pretty educational experience for myself (and hopefully the tourees), as i had to not only recall enough information to form a decent shpiel (remember, i’ve only been farming for around five months), but i also had to respond to questions.  one of the things that is always interesting to point out to visitors is how amazing of a job the cows (and pigs for that matter) do at eating down the forage.  check out the before/after.  well, the after/before, i suppose.

it took me a second to figure out why the grass line didn’t match the fence line in this one, but a second later i noticed the height.  see the yellow clip the line passes through?  that’s an insulator, to keep the wire from touching the metal pole, and depending on the terrain i can slide them up and down to maintain a consistent height.  in this little area i had built the dividing fence just a touch high, allowing for more under fence grazing.  pretty ballsy on their part.  i mean, if you held a pint of ben and jerry’s underneath an electrical wire, i’d probably pass.

when building out this line i re-routed around this massive hornet’s nest swinging in the wind.  neither i, nor the cows, would have much fun dealing with that. 


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June 10, 2010

it’s eight thirty pm.  do you know where your cows are?

cause the new baby hereford cow we bought today was through the fence, out the gate, across the street, past the next field, and half way through the woods to grandmother’s house by the time i got the phone call to “come quick”.  the scared little fella was guided home, fed some cow snacks, and quietly laying down an hour later.  just another example of how the few decisions we make as farmers and businessmen—buy this cow, build that fence—set into motion a never ceasing current of activities and responsibilities to keep us busy around the clock.

but now let me get down to what i really wanted to write about before this cow drama co-opted my evening.  what is it, you ask, that farmer’s like to do on their lunch break? 

well that’s easy.  pile into a pickup truck and head to the top secret, middle of nowhere, blindfolds on chanterelle patch in the woods you were just told about.  at fifteen dollars a pound, the mushroom hunt would be worth it even for someone like me who hates the nasty little fungus so much i just tell waiters i’m allergic. 

 

deep in the woods, box under arm, and creek along my side, slowly zig zagging through the trees—eyes down—looking for hidden orange puffs amongst the decaying forest floor. 


anyone with a secret mushroom location knows not to spill the beans.  in fact, i’m probably pushing secret fungal society etiquette by even publishing these pictures (please see terms and conditions).  if the spot becomes over picked, it could potentially disappear forever.  

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terms and conditions:  by having read this post you have agreed to the following terms and conditions.  if these photos have in any way revealed the secret location of said chanterelles you must perform seppuku immediately.  it’s the only honorable thing to do. 

                             

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mushroom hunt blooper reel



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April 12, 2010 the weekend update

if you told me i’ve been living in my new house for just a few days, i wouldn’t believe you.  the dynamic schedule of tending to living things, working when work is to be done, causes a blurring effect for things like calendar dates, day of week, and time itself.  before moving from brooklyn to athens, i was beyond sharp with time.  working on the floor of the new york stock exchange, surrounded by clocks—hour, minute, second everywhere you turn—and performing tasks that require a day’s worth of focus and adrenaline in a span of a few seconds, i developed the sometimes humorous ability to tell you what minute it was, even without seeing a clock for hours.  down here my ability to follow time is more like the nudey magazine day scene in billy madison.  “what day is it?  i don’t know…october?” 

after not writing for a week, i figure i might as well bring you up to speed across the board.  on the home front, my great friend the cattleman helped me build an awesome fence in the backyard to keep in the beast.  look at him…viscious. 

we used mostly salvaged materials as well as bamboo we sawed down from the back end of my yard.  it was a late evening effort on the night i moved in and the cattleman’s help on the fence, which included bringing over leftover beef stew for dinner, was a total game changer. 

the next morning i woke up to some sad news.  one of our new eight piglets had died in the night.  despite not having given birth to these piglets, our sow tammy has taken on the mother role and began producing milk when stimulated by the new arrivals.  unfortunately, in the pig rearing world, it is a common occurrence to lose piglets as a result of the large sows rolling over and crushing them.  below, in the milking shot, you can see how one little roll over by tammy and a piglet could be squashed.  the second picture is the little piglet in his final resting place.  despite his death by crushing, he looked peaceful.   

above is the piglet’s grave.  a nice spot in the woods marked with a tree root from the hole.  today, only a few days after burying the piglet, we found another dead pig up on pork chop hill.  based on this pig’s behavior over the last two days, and the irregular bloating on his left side, the running theory is that he was poisoned by a snake bite.  this pig was almost up to market weight, probably tipping the scales today around one fifty as we hauled him out of the paddock.  not only is it sad to see a living thing pass before its time, but from a business standpoint, this is an almost full grown animal, raised on your food, money, and time, who is now underground. on the farm, as with all living things, death is automatic.  these two unanticipated deaths aside, i hauled two cows and two pigs to the slaughterhouse within the last couple days.  up until now, my previous history with animal death has always ended in tears.  childhood dog, tears.  childhood pet goldfish, phil and fil, tears as well.

over at bent spade, the vegetable farm, things are leaning more towards the staying alive side of the spectrum.  the process of putting food in the ground and watching it grow, although simple enough, is blowing my mind. 

look at an old post to see the progress the plants are making in such a short time.  soon they will be feeding many.  unbelievable.

lastly, but never leastly, i spent another day with our chickens over at the darby farm.  in my absence, the chickens have exploded in size and are almost ready for market.  dan’s new egg mobile (working title “the wild wild”) was just modified from a salvaged cotton trailer, and soon the world’s finest pasture eggs will begin appearing. 

well, some things are dying, but most are thriving, and the season is really starting to pick up.  the days are getting hotter and siestas are becoming commonplace.  i’m looking forward to the hard work to come. 


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